OMG that is amazing, lol. That is seriously hysterical.

That reminds me of the time my mechanic called. He was this really rough around the edges-type guy and he was just all around intimidating, like you just didn't wanna say anything about cars cause you knew you'd look stupid... the kind of guy you could never get to laugh. So I was expecting my dad to call... the phone rang and I picked it up and said,
"HI DAD!"
And I hear, "This is Bob. Your mechanic."-- in a completely flat, humourless, unimpressed tone.
"Oh. Hi."

He did not call me sugar though, lol.