I'm gonna jump out of my skin!!! Hubby's supposed to be home in the next couple hours!!! I can't stand myself!!!

Everything has been polished to a high shine more than once, I sweep the floors every half hour, I've brushed my hair 6 times since I got up and brushed my teeth twice. I CAN'T STAND THE WAIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

help?