First day of my new job.
My counselor called in sick today.
I bought a lawnmower for the first time in my life, and I know nothing about lawnmowers, and I felt pretty good about it. Which I realize might be a weird thing to feel good about but, you gotta find happiness in the little things.
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New Diagnosis: Borderline Personality Disorder, because they can't make up their minds.
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