I hate kale. My mom is bothering me about my diet and how I don't eat enough because I mostly just eat candy, and she made me this smoothie with kale in it, and I had to drink it. It was awful.
Ugh. Six months of my mom making me drink kale smoothies everyday!
She's making me take all these vitamins too and drink this weird stuff called chambucha or something like that. She says it'll make me feel better.
I hope it does.