My "baby" will be 29 next February.

A friend of ours once repeated the months of the year poem to my kids like this...

Thirty days hath Septober
April, June and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut butter
And grandma rides a trike...
(He pointed to my daughter who is incredibly builible and asked) Do you swim?

You should have heard them all go "HUH???"