I can't believe these LinkedIn profiles exist, but they do ... ladies and gentlemen, I give you heroic job seeker and professional schmoozer extraordinaire, George Costanza.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/george-costanza-a89b469

https://www.linkedin.com/in/george-costanza-b198a419

For those of you not familiar with George, here is his biography: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Costanza