I've had good and bad; but mostly, those to shake your head at.

Like the neighbour who was covinced my dog's dish of water outside equated to standing water - I was going to be the cause then of her contracting West NIle virus via infected mosquitos. The same woman used a towel to sop up the puddles on my driveway.

The neighbour I caught watering his lawn at night by hooking up to my water supply.

Oh and the chap who came over to borrow snifter glasses for the expensive gift of scotch he had - but didn't offer to share.

I've had good too, but it is the sad and bad which are so humourous