This post made me laugh! I too have had some neighbors who were less than well...neighborly.
The one's we are living next to now...they're something else.
If we're having a bonfire in the back yard, these a holes will turn their hose on, and spray out our fire from behind the fence. Says the smell of the smoke makes them nauseous. Like, oh well! We aren't burning in your yard.

They are also quite strange. My husband and I think they're body snatchers or something (lol I know). They will leave at least once a day, and come back with a trailer full of huge deep freezers. Sometimes they'll have one. Sometimes they'll have 5. The whole back of their house is loaded down with these freezers, and they all have locks on them. (yes, I've tried to be nosy)

While I don't know for sure, they're definitely a strange group of people, and I honestly can't wait to move out of here next month. I like my body, and I wanna keep it!