Today at work: "Motivational" workshop!

We literally had to do reframing and repeat them aloud until we "sounded convincing" enough to the effing trainer.

• "Wow, our customers keep complaining" to "Wow, our customers keep giving us feedback".
• "My boss has given me so much work, I can barely breathe" to "My boss believes in me!"
• "My boss keeps criticising me" to "My boss cares for me!"
• "I am being tasked with more work without a pay-raise" to"I have a great job!"
• "My colleagues are spreading rumours about me" to "My colleagues find me interesting!"

Ridiculous.