I have officially been in therapy too long. Today, I got up from my desk for break and as I was walking to the restroom had 2 thoughts. Thought #1: "I cannot stand her!" (the gal that sits next to me who I find a loud and obnoxious know-it-all.) Thought #2 immediately on the heels of Thought #1: "What is it that I hate about myself, that I am projecting on her instead?"

I can totally see the ****-eating grin on t's face.