Oh and a few more:
When you blow your entire paycheck the second it's deposited into your account.. .I have done this way too many times... yikes!
Or better yet, when you decide it's up to you to save humanity and you decide to do so by donating a HUGE amount to your church... then the check bounces... that was embarrasing

and for the opposite pole... skipping class so much that your professor calls you to ask what's wrong... wearing the same clothes all week and never showering... staying in bed literally the whole day...