You're not ugly, blue. You just look orange and purple right now. lol

Seriously though, I have no dating advice at all. I haven't been on the dating scene in over ten years. I met my husband when I was nineteen and he was twenty.

Ah, making friends is easy. Just ask Petro or Petri, or whatever the names are of the guys you work with, out for lunch. Especially make sure you ask that guy who has like seven kids with three different woman. lol (it is seven right?)

Seriously, you're fun. You can make friends no problem.