Coconutzo: There's an acupuncturist in Manoa who claims to have treated a long string of ex-boyfriends for their 'manic depression' with her needles, and is so confident that she can fix my wagon that she has offered to do it for free, managing to combine the dubious promise of a primitive therapy with a savior complex. No thanks.

Not to back-talk your response, but placebo therapy (without the needles) has been scientifically proven to be effective in a wide variety of contexts. Thanks for not jumping down my throat.