OMG you are not freakin serious! UGH!!!!!!! What comes around does go around. Both the wicked neighbour

and these loser buyers

will find some of this energy to contend with when they least expect it.
I am so sorry this happened.
Do let your kids take care of you. I think that is an excellent idea. I think you'll have a lovely visit in Austin. There are TONS of things to giggle over and I'm sure you'll find several when you're with Shar. Sending you support.
Give Shar a big ol' hug for me and Shar? Give Pat a big ol' hug for me as well if you would please.