I went wondering in the cyber world out there, and I tried to join this forum for schizoids............. and this was the invitation letter I got. Thought I'd bring it to the gang back home..... I'd love to know your initial response to this... everyone, but particualarly: Justice, Fnordian, voN. ??

I'll tell you mine after .............??

<font color="blue"> Dear Prospective Member

Thank you for your application

We value your application and look forward to you joining our group

We provide very valuable information about healing from SPD

We only invite those serious about healing who will make a contribution to other members healing journey

We do not take silent lurkers

To prove you are serious about healing we require a 7,500 word essay on your life experiences and how they have led to you disorder:

- what did others say, do, feel and think
- what did you say, do, feel and think
- what beliefs did you form about the social world and how to fulfil your desires

You may wish to refer to www.Coping.Org for assistance in writing your therapeutic autobiography.

I look forward to receiving your 7,500 word therapeutic autobiography at suavemontecrsto@yahoo.com

I look foward to welcoming you to our support group
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