Please stop telling me the same anecdotes again and again.

When asked to explain something, don't just repeat what you said. Find new words.

Please develop a fashion sense.

Why are your feet huge and deformed?

I like not having an emotional connection with you. You are really just a way for me to get things away from me so I can do what I have to do and make the decisions I need to make.

Stop asking me "what is your negative belief from x situation?" I'm not doing EMDR, stop asking me EMDR questions.

I would really like to borrow your etch-a-sketch.

(That's all No. 2. No. 1 would go on for screens, No. 3 would be a little sharper.)