Please pay more attention to how you sit when you're wearing dresses. I'm thrilled that you're comfortable with your body but you know I have a tiny bit of erotic transference and I don't need to be able to see all the way up your thigh. I don't need those images in my memory bank.

I won't tell you this because I don't want you to know that I still have those types of thoughts about you occasionally. I wonder if I should tell you because you might be making your male clients uncomfortable.