My t does possess a ton of good, wonderful qualities and I always tell her how much I appreciate them. So the not-so-good things I'd love to scream at her are:
-Your insight sucks.
-Learn how to follow through already.
-Sometimes I resent the hell out of you for what you have allowed to happen, and for the way you allowed it to happen.
-Sometimes I falsely blame you for things going on within me and sometimes I correctly blame you for things going on within me. Either way, I get angry as hell at you and shout out the worst of curse names. I feel bad about that. I am sorry.
-I am losing faith in your therapy process. I really want you to be the one to get me through all of this but I'm no longer convinced you have the skills to take me much further.
-You don't need to distort the truth in order to make yourself look and feel better about certain things. Remember, I know. I'm not an idiot.
-I'm not an idiot.

Well, shoot, that felt good! Thank you for this therapeutic thread, 1step!!