Hello NoIdeaWhatToDo: The Skeezyks gets that urge sometimes.

We have a small dog I take for daily walks. Sometimes, I'll take him out late at night. Walking along under the street lights, past closed shops, & with no one else around, I will often feel the urge to tie the dog's leash to a tree or a sign post & simply walk away into the darkness never to be seen or heard from again.

I don't have any intention of doing it. But the thought of it is delicious...