I refuse to respond because I plead the fifth.

It's none of anyone's business if I just sit there looking dumb while everyone laughs at me. And if I were to spend several days wondering why in the world people would lie to me in that manner? that's my business- and I would never reveal that info to anyone... especially not publicly.



People must not play practical jokes. When they do, it's because they don't realize they're lying. People must not lie, even if it's to play a practical joke. Practical jokes are intolerably painful.

I repeat: People must not play practical jokes on me.

If people do play practical jokes on me, it is so embarrassing that I WILL Die. (maybe not right then... but probably at some point in the future).

(seriously.. I don't like practical jokes. But, I can laugh at myself.);