So... after my hospital stay in July I decided that hospitals are a lot more fun when you're a raging maniac.

I had a great time swearing and raging at my nurse the first day I was there and ended up getting a shot, the first night there I tried to escape, my heroin withdrawing roommate wanted to try escaping with me the next night and decided a good way for us to escape and go partying in a different city (this really sounded like a lot of fun at the time!) was to go through the ceiling.

Anyway, so she ended up crashing through the ceiling. Thankfully I hadn't gone first or that would have happened to me! She was fine. Broke four bones in her hand though. Then I got blamed for it by a bunch of nurses, which wasn't fair because I had thought it was a bad idea and had wanted to do it my way, so I ended up swearing at nurses again and actually said **** you to one of them.

I almost had an affair with a fellow psychotic patient.

The inpatient doctor thought I would run away, so he had me shackled when I had to go to court. That was actually a good judgement call on his part because I would have run away if I wasn't cuffed at the wrists and the ankles.

Overall, crazy experience.

What was your craziest hospital experience?