Oh, I remember there was this one patient at another hospital that was just plain crazy. She didn't have anything really wrong with her, she just was very disrespectful and liked to break other people's stuff (but didn't dare break her own ****).
So one night I couldn't sleep and I was pacing the halls, and she comes out of her room. I continue pacing ignoring her. She says something like "why are you trying to intimidate me?" I go "I'm not, I'm just walking." And she goes "yes, you're trying to intimidate me with your sliding around." (I was sliding on the linoleum floor). So I respond "I'm just f'n sliding, it's not my problem you're intimidated by it." So she gets this chair and sits in the middle of the hallway and says "come fight me!" I yell back "I'm not going to fight you!" (Now at this time it's 1am and many other patients are yelling at us to go back to sleep). She kept telling me to fight her, so eventually I just screamed and tackled her. The staff didn't even care, they had expressed animosity towards her too. (Yeah, the staff at this hospital were not very professional)