A genie appeared to an Irishman standing on a beach rubbing his last botle of guinness. "I'll grant you 3 wishes" said the genie.

the irishman after his initial shock thought about it and asked for a bottle of guiness that filled itself up constantly on becoming empty.

The genie was a sgood as his word and the Irishman couldn't believe his luck after he slugged the first down and watched in awe as it filled itself up again.

"You have 2 more wishes" said the genie

The Irishman thought..."To be sure I'll have another 2 of these"

mmmmmm best I could do........(no offence, I am one quarter Irish)

B