another one from school:

our music teacher wanted us to be creative, and do our own original peace on the keyboard

me: well, i'm not original when it comes to music, so.. can't i just play round and round the garden?. I can play that no problem!

teacher: well, um... not really, but I suppose if it's a diffrent version of round and round the garden, it will be okay

so i ended up just playing round and round the garden medieval style. it was weird!