9-5 job you hate, car, mortaged condo and a weekend house. Living your life around "what would PEOPLE say". Spending summer holidays in Croatia, but ignoring history of the country and whining about how the beer sucks and the food (what? No pork and dumplings? What an undeveloped nation). Buying low quality food because it is cheap and then throwing half of it away, because it's gross. Fear the Syrians, that they will ban booze and boobs (the pillars of our culture). Hating your neighbour, cause their condo is two square inches larger. Wearing dull boring clothes for which you pay fortune. *****ing about activists, NGOs, volunteers, backpackers and people who are trying to change the world. Looking down at and hating everybody who is younger, slimmer and more idealistic. Talking about "good old days, when beer cause 2 Czechoslovak crowns". Thinking that unless you are constantly in some heterosexual relationship, you are not complete person, therefor opting for subpar heterosexual relationships....

In other words, not something I aspire.