I was laughing at my newish pocket knife because it was so damn dull that it was impossible for anyone to cut themselves with it. Then I cut myself. $hit

It was all an accident. I probably shouldn't have dragged it along my palm like an idiot. lol. (I mean, seriously... of all places to test it out...)

I wasn't trying to SH. I legitimately thought that my knife couldn't cut me. *derp*

Now I have a deepish cut on my palm!