I find it entirely reasonable to ask, nay demand even, that my therapist function as a cross between Jeeves and Yoda (tending more towards Jeeves for now since I urgently need to get my act together when it comes to laundry + waking up in time and it would be terribly pleasant to have all that happen with a healthy dose of well, Jeeves' unflappable humor).

Sadly, none of the Ts I've met appear to be inclined to meet my demands or even seem qualified to do so. And, worse still, refuse to take any measures to remedy their shortcomings.

Oh well.....the search shall go on for a T that can meet these entirely reasonable demands of mine.