What are your auditory hallucinations like? Does anyone have hallucinations like this:

I keep hearing an iPhone ring (you know, that unique, default ring that iPhones have), but I'm the only one in my house with an iPhone... and I'm using it to type this post, so it's not me!

It's been "ringing" for the past 40 minutes. Gah. It's nonstop!!! It sounds like it's coming from upstairs. It sounds faint... but when I go upstairs, it's gone! And earlier this morning at 2am I was hearing beeping that didn't exist.

In the past, I've had voices talk to me as well. They were laughing at me. Too bad they didn't tell me any good jokes. Why are voices mean?