Dear Supervisor :-)

Recipe for disaster.

Step 1 ) Take one client who has been severely traumatized by never getting the help and support they want / need and ask for.
Step 2 ) Ask them to make a list of what they want / need.
Step 3 ) Ignore completely what it is they want / need
Step 4 ) Add a large tablespoon of thinking that you know best what they want / need ( this will add flavour and is best added after you've PARTICULARLY ignored how much this f@cks them off and is clearly stated on the list you asked for )
Step 5 ) Remove two more of the things they want from the mix.
Step 6 ) Remove yourself from the kitchen and get your supervisee to stir the pot for you.
Step 7 ) Bring to the boil.

" God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change , the courage to change the things I can change , and the wisdom to bury the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off ".