I'm glad they enjoyed your sense of humor. They never really got/enjoyed mine at my first stay. My 2nd stay I was too pissed off to crack jokes. During my first stay every day a guy would come around ask how everyone was doing. Much like you "Any suicidal thoughts? Any thoughts of self harm? Are you hearing voices?" So one day I after he walked away I got his attention & said "Yeah I'm hearing this one voice asking over and over 'How are you doing?'" Those that heard it including myself thought it was funny. Well everyone except for the nurse. He simply responded with great disinterest that's me. Gezz come on man lighten up.