I just started hanging out at the local McDonald's in the morning with a group of guys that is about 20 years older than I am. Our conversation this morning went something like this.

Person 1:The Grand Tetons are beautiful.
Me: Do you know what Tetons mean?
Person 1:No. What?
Me: Breasts. It seems the explorers saw them and thought, "those remind me of my wife"
Person 1:[chuckles] must have been wishful thinking. [general laughter]