I hope the woman is never so off her game that she asks me this question. I would think she had gone mad. The only possible answer I would have is of course I don't think you would be able to help. What would you (therapist) be able to do that was actually useful? Why would you (therapist) think I would need help for such a thing?

But as she knows my views, I would hope (quite possibly a futile hope) that the woman would not add insulting me in such a fashion to her list of flaws.