Well, some men can only listen to either their brain, or their penis. Not both, and certainly not at the same time.

But in all seriousness, I'm not bashing men. I'm pretty accepting of them as a whole. Some men, like my dad, are usually taller than I am, for example. My dad can reach the highest shelf in the pantry, which I can't (not unless I use a stepladder that is). He's dead useful for getting stuff down from that shelf when I'm far too lazy to get that stepladder out. I accept that usefulness about him.