This is not quite the same but I joke a lot about my weaknesses. This one made my son laugh: H gave me a box of Whitman chocolates for my B-day (it was earlier this month; I put a fake one on here when I signed up for PC) My son likes chocolate like I do. He took the last chocolate from the top layer. Then he looks and finds there is no chocolate left on the bottom layer. He comes to me. He starts apologizing. He was expecting the bottom layer to be full of chocolate and he is racked with guilt (maybe he has the depression gene?) that he took the last piece. I explain to him that I had switched the layers around because I was embarrassed that I had eaten it all way to fast a few days ago. I was trying to hide what I had done. "I've already gained 2 lbs from it, trust me, you are doing me a huge favor." We both got a bit of a laugh from this.