loving this post!!!!!

This really didn't embarrass me, but my mother won't let me forget it. I was about 4 and had gone with mum while she had a pap smear. On the way home on the bus, I asked in my loudest voice (as kids do) what was that man doing to your front bum???? and wouldn't shut up about it.
Mum said she got some interesting looks from the other passengers.