I never go on fb anymore, just a quick scan and hit a few likes. But I just went on for a sec, saw a comment made by the popular cheerleader/homecoming queen I was not friends with in hs, but is now on my fb along with the rest of my school. Her post was such a perfect set up, I couldn't resist posting a (I think) hilarious dirty comment. So I did. Now I am holding my breath, hoping she thinks it's funny.

Step away from the computer ...