I'm announcing my candidacy for president next election. I'm broke so need to gather funds. If trump can win, perhaps so can I. My past is less damning than his I think. I may start a gofundme. I need the job more than Trump does anyways. I do like pressing buttons (likes and hugs) so maybe having access to that nuclear button wouldn't be good. I will think about this and get back to you all once I'm sure I can handle it.