A piece of string walks into a grocery store, and asks the manager where the milk is. The manger looks at him and says "Are you a piece of string?" Well the string being an honest piece of string says "Why yes I am." The manager looks at him and says "Sorry but we don't sell to string in this store."
Well the piece of string feeling really upset walks out of the store and around the corner. He starts twisting himself around and rolling on the ground until he had knoted himself up and his ends looked all messy. Once he got up he went back into the store and asked the manager again "Where is the milk?" The manager looks at him and says "Aren't you the same piece of string that I told that we don't serve string in here?" The piece of string looks at him and says..............(big punch line coming) "No I am a frayed knot!" Have a great day and remeber be as wiley as the piece of string.