It's been an isolation drill for Lefty, full-day shifts of repetitive indoor manual labor for the foreseeable future leaving too much time alone with fears and memories. Donald Trump could halt climate change and save the world by developing a revolutionary zero-carbon energy source that runs on White Power. He's already proven himself a lightning bolt for this elusive force; a hypothetical conversion device called a decracker could drain White Power from the restive citizenry, leaving them racially relaxed enough to miscegenate while providing carbon-free light and heat with which to do so. Remember after I've been banned from the forum for this joke that I was the one to predict that Donald Trump would someday become the Nikola Tesla of White Power.