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Nov 13, 2016, 03:28 AM
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I love the hushed, rapid recitation of a long list of possible side effects at the end of each advertisement:
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Patients taking Happinex for depression have reported depression, mood swings, high-risk behavior, agoraphobia, hives, shingles, boils, blackheads, whiteheads, lesions, dry mouth, disappointment, dramatic weight loss, catastrophic weight gain, more depression, migraines, anxiety, joint pain, reckless parenting, excessive sweating, explosive flatulence, political incorrectness, socialism, toxoplasmosis, tornado-grade mania, vivid self-destructive ideation and an overwhelming compulsion to do their whole village. Discontinue Happinex immediately if you experience any of these symptoms. Consult your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than six hours on Happinex.
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Last edited by Anonymous37971; Nov 13, 2016 at 04:17 AM.
Reason: Forgot toxoplasmosis
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