I swear you've been living my life. If you can figure out a way to make sure that the pills made it in your mouth rather than the glass cupboard, please let me know.

I try VERY hard to pay attention to what I am doing. But somehow the banana ends up in freezer, the keys are in the fridge, pills are in the cupboard, and I have NO idea where my drivers license is! If I ever find that black hole that I refer to as the "safe" place I'll be a happy camper. I've thought this logically, the important papers that I'm missing, the sheer volume of them means that this safe place must be HUGE.

If you happen so see the pill fairy, will you ask her where the safe place is? I need proof of identity to get a new driver's license soon. And also, please ask, where the missing sock goes, missing glove, missing shoe, who takes the keys. I have a whole list!