Kermit the frog was having some serious problems keeping the muppet show running. They were losing money very fast. He decided to go to the bank to see about getting a loan. When he got there he sat and waited a while unitl a woman walked up to him.
"Mr. The Frog, my name is Patty Wack, and I will be helping you."
Once Kermit explained his problems Patty asked him just one question.
"Mr The Frog do you have any collatrel?"
"Why yes I do I have this brass bull." He produced a statue of a brass bull about three inches high.
"Mr The Frog that is unually not what we accept, but I will go ask the bank manger."
Patty walked into the manager's office and explained to him the entire story. The manager looked at her and said...



"It's a Knick Knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."



Oh Groan that was bad but well worth the story.
Have a great day everyone.
Dragon