Turkey day is just another day any more,my care aide when he goes home makes dinner (single father of four) and the next day brings me more food than most people can eat ( I have a hyper metabolic problem that is affecting me currently, 2 ND time around with it and I need 5,000+calories a day or I lose weight so turkey day was made for me ,he wonders were I put it all considering i am 114 pounds,my wheelchair weighs more than I do its 475 pounds) so consume mass quantity people even if it is served with a side of awkward family time,and for those that don't feel like eating or being around people midnight leftovers when nobody is around is your friend, just don't watch me eat I give new meaning to gobble gobble! I do gravity transfers (also known as up hill down hill) and you can bet that all that turkey will help gravity,and remove the "it" and I do alot of that on the stuffing(the stuff on the plate not my stomach) ,that should leave you all with funny images to digest . I am watching the dog show as my service dog watches me,I think he is envisioning me turning into a pile of kibble, he is one big ball of appetite and fur.

Misterpain