Man, this was a good read. The mention of 'caveman skills' and 'night mode' with all the candles, scents, and a bottle of wine, all of these did impressed the lady, you wrote it so well and WTF? Sounded like you covered everything you could think of, the special someone turned out to be quite devilish, who would've known?

I'd love to read more stories from this author, it was an amazing job. It doesn't have to be a romantic story, it can be about weird people of Portland for example, it was cool.