My friend told me a joke last night. This guy is walking down the street and almost trips on something. He turns around and looks at it and goes, that looks like poop. He learns down and sniffs it and goes "it smells like it too".....then he tastes it and decides it's poop. He says "thank god I didn't step in that"

I feel like I'm stuck in an Olympic sized swimming pool filled with crap. I stepped in it, sniff it and can taste it and I want out! But I must wade through and wait.