I know how it is...
It's hard to be ignored, but I've learned ways that people are more inclined to talk. I've learned that texting someone with the phrase "Sex me up" generally gets more replies than "Talk to me," being sarcastic obviously.

And dramatization helps. So does saying your conclusion first. Like, "My mom's afraid of flowers."
Then people's curiousity gets the best of them.
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A life all mine
Is what I choose
At the end of my days...
-The Gathering, "A Life All Mine"
The Bite-Sized Truth