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Ok, maybe this is a bit extreme, but my best buddy and I developed a rating scale for farts, just like hurricanes have a Fajita scale: F1-F5, we have an F scale for farts that goes from F1-F5.
The Denny's performance I described earlier was an exemplary F5.
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I turn to the crowd as they're watching
They're sitting all together in the dark in the warm
I wanted to be in there among them
I see how their eyes are gathered into one
And then she turns to me with her hand extended
Her palm is split with a flower with a flame
- Suzanne Vega (1987)
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