Another covert low-resolution snap of my wife through the wire this morning. I just finished reading a fake news article on North Korean threat and retaliation signaling, and her choice of lipstick color could be a subtle indication of either threat or retaliation.

Today I hatched a plot to rent 2000 cubic feet of empty bedrooms to an estate liquidator friend who is suffocating in consigned furniture and artworks. It's less profitable but more convenient to lease portions of your house to objects rather than tenants, but we must somehow defray the imminent increases in our health insurance premiums, and consigned furniture and artworks aren't going to mind sharing a roof with a crazy person who's about to get liquored up.