Why? Why find humor in dysfunction?

Make a profile on a dating site already.

That was all I was going to say, but I'll add this bit more.....I feel very hurt and frustrated that all my advice to you has been tossed away. I won't scream, or kick, or stomp anymore. I'm done with that side of me in this situation.

You're only going to cause your untimely demise staying with H.