H and I went to this bed & breakfast for our first anniversary. One of our guinea pigs (the young one of two) had just died, and we weren't in the most festive mood. The innkeeper kept insisting that we go have some port and chocolate, which they have in the common area in the evenings. Which would be great, except neither H nor I like port, and chocolate gives me migraines. It was also on this trip that we learned that just because a place has TVs, doesn't mean it has cable. When we were hibernating in our room, we had very few options... Really, it just cemented our decision to never stay in a B&B again (also had bad experience on part of our honeymoon with one). Impersonal hotels/motels all the way!